I'm a Literature student and a waitress (who secretly wants to be a pirate)... I will blog random stuff that interests me/that I am obsessed about atm, there will always be One Piece, Supernatural and Marvel things though, I guarantee... xD

 

Oh my god I hate it when I can’t figure people out… I HATE IT!!! Why???

I… I just can’t… with this person… *flings herself into the sun*

viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons 

(Source: aphprussia)

thecouchwitch:

gambitgrl:

pizza-party:

redlinejp:

We live in a world where cartoons have to explain what a vcr is. I am scared

And here’s today’s reminder that I’m getting OLD.

BETAMAX WAS SUPERIOR

JUST DON’T SLEEP WITH HIS WIFE

(Source: dcuinc)

dont-call-it-screamo:

strawberryjizzbomb:

fake-suicide-of-genius:

theyearoftherequiem:

frenums: 

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

THE REACTION FACES JUST MAKE THIS 84927 TIMES FUNNIER

This is my kind of humor

ITS BACK

kid-omega:

raise your hand if some fictional asshole has taken over and ruined your life

fahrlight:

usedupshiver:

fahrlight:

Edited a photo by farbenfrei for fun - that looks like a royal portrait now! FEELS!!

And I’m willing to bet there is some hidden away portrait of Loki somewhere, that Frigga forced him to sit for, that looks just like that. With that same face.
Like “Really? This? I have magic to do, mischief to manage, brothers to mess with. Get that brush moving or lose the arm.”

Now we only need a golden frame for it. OMG if only somebody could draw Loki how he is sitting for it, totally annoyed! Somebody???

fahrlight:

usedupshiver:

fahrlight:

Edited a photo by farbenfrei for fun - that looks like a royal portrait now! FEELS!!

And I’m willing to bet there is some hidden away portrait of Loki somewhere, that Frigga forced him to sit for, that looks just like that. With that same face.

Like “Really? This? I have magic to do, mischief to manage, brothers to mess with. Get that brush moving or lose the arm.”

Now we only need a golden frame for it. OMG if only somebody could draw Loki how he is sitting for it, totally annoyed! 
Somebody???

John Crawford’s “concerned citizen” admits he lied.

trebled-negrita-princess:

rafi-dangelo:

So he should go to jail.

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John Crawford is dead because ONE paranoid white man and his wife decided he was a threat to public safety and called 911.  The story he originally gave police is falling apart because — SURPRISE! —- there are security cameras, so now he’s changed his tune.

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FUCK HIM! GO THE FUCK TO JAIL

badstickfigures:

dytabytes:

bythepowercosmic:

Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.


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badstickfigures:

dytabytes:

bythepowercosmic:

Finally! Deadpool To Hit Theaters In 2016

Just a few hours after star Ryan Reynolds opened up about the reaction to the Deadpool leaked footage, 20th Century Fox has announced they are moving forward with the film and given it a February 12, 2016 release date, just three months before the upcoming X-Men: Apocalypse. Ryan Reynolds is expected to star with director Tim Miller at the helm and a script by Zombieland writers Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.

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christel-thoughts:

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

As a society, we’ve gotten so screwed up in objectifying women’s bodies that we have completely forgotten about biology.

christel-thoughts:

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

As a society, we’ve gotten so screwed up in objectifying women’s bodies that we have completely forgotten about biology.

(Source: denicedenice)

if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands

(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

(Source: anachronica)

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

neverrwhere:

shazrolane:

desert-neon:

bumblegabe:

Help me prove a point

I have never reblogged anything faster.

Unfortunate for the books, but speaks loads about the quality of some fan fics

You have no idea how many